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According to recent estimates, approximately 6% of the U.S. population is morbidly obese. Being a supersized human can create issues when using a standard toilet. SuperSized Johns, Inc. is hoping to make a crap load of money selling a commode designed especially for people weighing in excess of 400 pounds.
A little known radical Christian group, Revenge for the Risen, has taken responsibility for a series of bizarre murders in Rome, Italy and Israel. Over the past 3 months, more than 20 non Christian Romans have been thrown into the lion enclosure in Bioparco, formerly known as the Rome Zoo. During the same period, 12 […]
Leonard Johns, who plays John Lennon in the Beatles tribute band “Happiness Is A Warm Gun”, was shot to death on stage during a performance in a small club in Minot, North Dakota. The suspect, Charles David Marx, is being held without bail.
Whether you call them queefs or varts, that flatulent sound that can unexpectedly come from between a woman’s legs can be humiliating. The FDA has approved a new medical device that can silence queefs dead in their tracks.