A Taiwanese doll manufacturer announced today its plans to produce an “anatomically correct” Steve Jobs action figure that will go on sale in the next few months. Ding Ling, a privately owned company, admitted that it had invited controversy.
A Las Vegas Police Department spokesperson has confirmed that a Verizon Wireless iPhone was found at a downtown massage parlor after a police raid. The Happy Touch Oriental Massage Parlor had been the subject of a six month long police investigation into prostitution and money laundering. Las Vegas is hosting the 2011 International CES this week, […]
A thousand pound woman has become a meteoric hit on OKCupid, the popular online dating site. Half_Ton_Henrietta, the woman’s online screen name, unabashedly advertises her promiscuity on a blanket in her profile picture. Unable to get out of bed, Half_Ton_Henrietta relies on men she meets through OKCupid not only to feed her, but to empty […]