Tebow: Jesus gave me a donkey punch

Tim Tebow, the Denver Broncos’ evangelical quarterback, was distraught upon hearing the news that his team signed free agent Peyton Manning to be their next starting quarterback.  In tears, Tebow openly questioned whether Jesus actually loved him.

“Teblowing” gaining popularity among Christians


Tim Tebow, quarterback for the Denver Broncos, has not only energized Broncos fans, but Christians across the country.  Hero worship has inspired a new trend-Teblowing.

Fat man sets multiple marathon records

Sumo Kelly Gneiting

A 400-pound sumo wrestler from Idaho broke the old record of 275 pounds, becoming the heaviest person to complete a marathon, setting a Guinness World Record.

Super Bowl trophy damaged in drunken shower celebration

Super Bowl Trophy

A close source within the NFL disclosed that the Vince Lombardi Trophy, awarded to the Green Bay Packers for winning Super Bowl XLV, was damaged in their locker room shortly after being awarded.

NY Jets Mark Sanchez turns booger into gold

Mark Sanchez

CBS Cameras caught New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez wiping a booger on the jacket of backup quarterback Mark Brunell during yesterday’s playoff game against the Pittsburgh Steelers.  That booger has turned into a seven figure endorsement contract.