Tired of violence, doctor offers penile enlargements for assault rifles

Dr. Aretha Washington

Dr. Aretha Washington, a well respected Beverly Hills cosmetic surgeon, has an offer men can’t refuse-trade in your assault rifle for a larger penis.

Cash-strapped Greek animal shelter lets online users kill animals

Dog in carbon monoxide chamber

The current financial crisis in Greece has wide-ranging consequences for everyone, including their animal population.  Greeks are unable to afford their pets or donations to animal shelters, creating a critical situation.  One shelter believes it has found a win-win solution-let online visitors euthanize unwanted pets from the comfort of their homes.

Tebow: Jesus gave me a donkey punch

Tim Tebow, the Denver Broncos’ evangelical quarterback, was distraught upon hearing the news that his team signed free agent Peyton Manning to be their next starting quarterback.  In tears, Tebow openly questioned whether Jesus actually loved him.

“Anatomically correct” Steve Jobs action figure to go on sale

A Taiwanese doll manufacturer announced today its plans to produce an “anatomically correct” Steve Jobs action figure that will go on sale in the next few months.  Ding Ling, a privately owned company, admitted that it had invited controversy.

“Teblowing” gaining popularity among Christians


Tim Tebow, quarterback for the Denver Broncos, has not only energized Broncos fans, but Christians across the country.  Hero worship has inspired a new trend-Teblowing.