Earth Day 2010: Safety innovations hurting the planet

It’s enough to make Charles Darwin turn in his grave.  Bicycle helmets, childproof locks, baby gates, and inflatable armbands are hurting the planet, according to a new United Nations environmental report issued today in celebration of Earth Day 2010.

Gay revision of the Bible to go on sale

Move over Adam and Eve.  Here comes Adam and Steve, as well as Samantha and Delilah.  A newly revised gay-friendly Bible is set to go on sale in the next few weeks.  Reaction to the announcement has been met with venom from conservative Christian groups.

Obama removes “under God” from Pledge of Allegiance

Obama Pledge of Allegiance

After an hour long meeting with leaders from a variety of religions, President Obama signed an Executive Order removing “under God” from the Pledge of Allegiance starting July 4th, 2010.

Governor Perry of Texas abruptly reverses position on home schooling

Shocked by a misspelled sign from a supporter (pictured),  Governor Rick Perry of Texas reversed his support of home schooling.  “HOMESCHOLERS[sic] FOR PERRY,” read the sign that caused the Lone Star State governor to have an epiphany.

Pfizer testing drug that prevents “morning wood”

At one time or another, all men have experienced the humiliation and inconvenience of Nocturnal Penile Tumescence, better known as “morning wood”.  NPT is unpredictable and can strike on any given morning.  The effects can range from the need to assume an awkward position to urinate to having to strategically place a prop to conceal the swollen member.