Surreptitiously inserted into the new health care reform bill is a clause that will cause the Legislative branch of the U.S. government to lose their health care coverage as of July 4th, 2010. Weighing in at over 2,500 pages, it was easy to sneak this addendum into the bill.
Benny Hinn to “cure” gays at Westboro Baptist Church
April 13, 2010 By
In an effort to rid America of homosexuals, Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church will be teaming up with Benny Hinn, the evangelical faith healer. Phelps’ Westboro Baptist Church is best known for picketing the funerals of fallen soldiers with signs and verbal taunts of homophobic rhetoric.
Census 2010: Confusion abounds for hermaphrodites
April 9, 2010 By
“Which box should I check?”, ponders Pat Gillis, a proud hermaphrodite and member of The Intersex Society of North America (ISNA). For the vast majority of the U.S. population, when it comes to checking the Male or Female box on the 2010 Census form, the choice is easy. If you’re a hermaphrodite, the choice can cause anguish.
EPA issues warning on Dihydrogen Oxide
April 8, 2010 By
The Environmental Protection Agency, acting on the largest study of its kind ever, has issued an urgent warning on the dangers of Dihydrogen Oxide. The $4.5 billion study found that over 3,000 people die annually of Dihydrogen Oxide inhalation.
Walmart facing acute shortage of scooters
April 7, 2010 By
Faced with an increasing epidemic of obesity in America, Walmart has been hit with a decreasing supply of scooters for its obese customers. The shortage has been so chronic in some areas that two hour waits for a scooter are not uncommon during peak shopping times, leading to a barrage of complaints from their corpulent […]