Merriam-Webster adds ‘Santorum’ to its dictionary

Merriam Webster Dictionary

Citing Rick Santorum’s recent surge in the polls, as well as the “cultural significance” of the word, Merriam-Webster announced today that it would be adding ‘Santorum’ to the latest version of its dictionary.

Michele Bachmann claims to have copy of ‘Gay Agenda’

Gay Agenda

Congresswoman and GOP hopeful Michele Bachmann has announced that she has a copy of the official ‘Gay Agenda’ in her possession.

Governor Christie pondering run for NAAFA presidency

Governor Chris Christie

Forget a run for President of the United States.  Governor Chris Christie has created an exploratory committee with hopes of becoming president of the National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance, or NAAFA. 

Alleged Michele Bachmann sex tape found

Michele Bachmann sex tape

A sex tape of Michele Bachmann has been found, according to an anonymous source within Texas Governor Rick Perry’s presidential campaign.

Glenn Beck: Obama to pay blacks “slave reparations”

Glenn Beck

A day after creating outrage when he compared the Norway shooting victims to “Hitler Youth”, Glenn Beck claimed that President Obama’s debt reduction package contains reparations for slavery.