The National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance (NAAFA) has disclosed that it has been lobbying members of Congress to amend the United States Constitution to provide special rights to fat people.

The Democratic party has been traditionally pro-choice on the abortion issue, where as Republicans have been traditionally pro-life.  Many pro-lifers are traditionally one issue voters-abortion.  With midterm elections coming this November, Democrats want to take some of the pro-life vote away from the Republicans.

Shocked by a misspelled sign from a supporter (pictured),  Governor Rick Perry of Texas reversed his support of home schooling.  “HOMESCHOLERS[sic] FOR PERRY,” read the sign that caused the Lone Star State governor to have an epiphany.

Surreptitiously inserted into the new health care reform bill is a clause that will cause the Legislative branch of the U.S. government to lose their health care coverage as of July 4th, 2010.  Weighing in at over 2,500 pages, it was easy to sneak this addendum into the bill.

President Obama, in a surprise move intent on extending an olive branch to Republicans after a bitter partisan fight over health care reform, has granted a presidential pardon to Larry Craig, the ex-senator from Idaho.  Craig pleaded guilty in 2007 to disorderly conduct after being arrested in the men’s room at the Minneapolis-St Paul International Airport […]