The National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance (NAAFA) announced today they have started a new religion that is targeted towards a corpulent congregation. “The Feed Store Church” is a non-denominational religion that will feature a full-figured matriarch as its sole deity, to be known as “The Goddess”.
BP to give away oil in spill cleanup effort
June 6, 2010 By
In an effort to clean up the aftermath of the Gulf of Mexico oil spill, BP is offering an incentive to any member of the public who wants to roll up their sleeves and pitch in-free oil. In a just issued press release, BP is allowing members of the public to keep any oil that […]
NAAFA members injure six in National Doughnut Day stampede
June 5, 2010 By
Six people were injured yesterday, one critically, at The Glory Hole doughnut shop in Oakland, California. The independently run store was giving away a limited number of free doughnuts in celebration of National Doughnut Day.
Details of Gary Coleman’s accident “embarrassing”
May 29, 2010 By
Gary Coleman, the former child star, died yesterday after being removed from life support. He was 42. Coleman was stricken with a brain hemorrhage following an accident at his home in Santaquin, Utah, on Wednesday, according to a hospital spokeswoman. A friend close to the family called the details of the accident “embarrassing”.
Delonte West admits to sex with LeBron James’ mother
May 22, 2010 By
After Basketball Hall of Famer Calvin Murphy disclosed that rumors of Delonte West having sex with Gloria James, teammate LeBron James’ mother, were “absolutely true” and “absolutely horrifying”, West issued a statement of his own.