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Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger signed the nation’s toughest school zone traffic statute into law in a ceremony in Sacramento today. Called “The Harry Kuntz Law” after Harry Kuntz, a seven year old elementary school student who ran into the street in front of a car estimated to be traveling one mile per hour over the speed limit.
Dressed up and dateless, an 18 year old Commerce City, Colorado teen opted to wear her prom dress to Game 6 of the NHL Western Conference playoffs. Gertrude Willis was determined not to let her peers’ aversion to fat chicks spoil her Senior Prom. “Like, guys are, like, ashamed to be seen at the prom with a fat chick,” […]
The Democratic party has been traditionally pro-choice on the abortion issue, where as Republicans have been traditionally pro-life. Many pro-lifers are traditionally one issue voters-abortion. With midterm elections coming this November, Democrats want to take some of the pro-life vote away from the Republicans.
Leonid Jackinov, a 16 year old Russian teen from Moscow, has used his intellect and raging male hormones to create a groundbreaking iPad app that if it doesn’t set the world on fire, certainly might set your loins on fire.