Obama removes “under God” from Pledge of Allegiance

Obama Pledge of Allegiance

After an hour long meeting with leaders from a variety of religions, President Obama signed an Executive Order removing “under God” from the Pledge of Allegiance starting July 4th, 2010.

Governor Perry of Texas abruptly reverses position on home schooling

Shocked by a misspelled sign from a supporter (pictured),  Governor Rick Perry of Texas reversed his support of home schooling.  “HOMESCHOLERS[sic] FOR PERRY,” read the sign that caused the Lone Star State governor to have an epiphany.

Pfizer testing drug that prevents “morning wood”

At one time or another, all men have experienced the humiliation and inconvenience of Nocturnal Penile Tumescence, better known as “morning wood”.  NPT is unpredictable and can strike on any given morning.  The effects can range from the need to assume an awkward position to urinate to having to strategically place a prop to conceal the swollen member.

Toilet maker hopes to make ton of cash on obesity epidemic

Large Toilet

According to recent estimates, approximately 6% of the U.S. population is morbidly obese.  Being a supersized human can create issues when using a standard toilet.  SuperSized Johns, Inc. is hoping to make a crap load of money selling a commode designed especially for people weighing in excess of 400 pounds.

Radical Christian group takes responsibility for bizarre murders

A little known radical Christian group, Revenge for the Risen, has taken responsibility for a series of bizarre murders in Rome, Italy and Israel.  Over the past 3 months, more than 20 non Christian Romans have been thrown into the lion enclosure in Bioparco, formerly known as the Rome Zoo.   During the same period, 12 […]