Beatles tribute band member shot by Mark David Chapman look alike

Mark David Chapman look alike

Leonard Johns, who plays John Lennon in the Beatles tribute band “Happiness Is A Warm Gun”, was shot to death on stage during a performance in a small club in Minot, North Dakota.  The suspect, Charles David Marx, is being held without bail.

Over 1 billion Chinese survive 7.1 magnitude quake

A 7.1 magnitude earthquake centered in the Qinghai province has left an estimated 1.33 billion people in China alive.  Early reports indicate that large areas of China had no damage at all.  Most of the Chinese population did not feel the quake.

New FDA approved device silences queefs

queef silencer

Whether you call them queefs or varts, that flatulent sound that can unexpectedly come from between a woman’s legs can be humiliating.  The FDA has approved a new medical device that can silence queefs dead in their tracks.

Congress to lose coverage in health care reform snafu

Surreptitiously inserted into the new health care reform bill is a clause that will cause the Legislative branch of the U.S. government to lose their health care coverage as of July 4th, 2010.  Weighing in at over 2,500 pages, it was easy to sneak this addendum into the bill.

Benny Hinn to “cure” gays at Westboro Baptist Church

Benny Hinn

In an effort to rid America of homosexuals, Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church will be teaming up with Benny Hinn, the evangelical faith healer.  Phelps’  Westboro Baptist Church is best known for picketing the funerals of fallen soldiers with signs and verbal taunts of homophobic rhetoric.