Dateless fat chick goes to NHL playoff game instead of prom

Dressed up and dateless, an 18 year old Commerce City, Colorado teen opted to wear her prom dress to Game 6 of the NHL Western Conference playoffs.  Gertrude Willis was determined not to let her peers’ aversion to fat chicks spoil her Senior Prom. “Like, guys are, like, ashamed to be seen at the prom with a fat chick,” […]

Democrats’ “Thank a baby killer” campaign targets pro-lifers

The Democratic party has been traditionally pro-choice on the abortion issue, where as Republicans have been traditionally pro-life.  Many pro-lifers are traditionally one issue voters-abortion.  With midterm elections coming this November, Democrats want to take some of the pro-life vote away from the Republicans.

Russian teen creates iPad app that provides sexual stimulation

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Leonid Jackinov, a 16 year old Russian teen from Moscow, has used his intellect and raging male hormones to create a groundbreaking iPad app that if it doesn’t set the world on fire, certainly might set your loins on fire.

Earth Day 2010: Safety innovations hurting the planet

It’s enough to make Charles Darwin turn in his grave.  Bicycle helmets, childproof locks, baby gates, and inflatable armbands are hurting the planet, according to a new United Nations environmental report issued today in celebration of Earth Day 2010.

Gay revision of the Bible to go on sale

Move over Adam and Eve.  Here comes Adam and Steve, as well as Samantha and Delilah.  A newly revised gay-friendly Bible is set to go on sale in the next few weeks.  Reaction to the announcement has been met with venom from conservative Christian groups.