President Obama signed legislation repealing the “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy that forced gay and lesbian service members to hide their sexual orientation.

Heidi Jones, a meteorologist for New York’s WABC-TV has been arrested, accused of falsely reporting an attempted sexual assault to police.  The alleged sexual assault attempt took place on September 24 in Central Park, but was not reported until November 24.

Sheboygan Police have charged Karen Lueders with mayhem-domestic violence after biting her husband’s tongue off during a hot foreplay session in the couple’s home.

Rosemary Fecteau, an 87 year old widow from Hershey, Pennsylvania, plans to sue the TSA for forcing her to empty her colostomy bag during a pat-down.

President Obama used his clemency powers for the first time since taking office and pardoned nine people, including Percy Cummings, who was being held without bail in Federal custody for allegedly sexually assaulting a TSA agent.