A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent.  Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.

The Uptown Bookstore in Detroit, the porn shop where the $129 million winning lottery ticket was sold, has disclosed what other items were purchased at the time of the ticket. 

November 24, the day before Thanksgiving, has been designated “National Opt-Out Day” to protest the TSA’s new full-body scanners.  Travelers are being encouraged to boycott full-body scans in favor of a pat-down.  The organizers of “National Gross-Out Day” want to take the protest one step further.

The Rolling Stones said it best, “You, you make a dead man cum.”  A 38 year old female mortuary worker is being held on $250,000 bond after becoming pregnant by one of her clients-a dead man.  The alleged crime took place at the Mourning Glory Mortuary just outside of Lexington, Missouri.  Police have charged Felicity Marmaduke […]

The Consumer Product Safety Commission has announced a voluntary recall of the Assworthy Vibrating Butt Plug after being alerted to 3 deaths linked to the product, as well as 59 serious injuries.