The day after President Obama’s announcement that Osama Bin Laden was assassinated in a covert military raid, Donald Trump has demanded to see the former leader of Al Qaeda’s death certificate.

Pink Cross Publishing, flush with cash after the success of their gay-friendly bible, has promised to put a copy of the controversial book in every motel room in North America.

Determined to reduce the incidence of  rape in their prisons, the Iowa Department of Corrections have found an inexpensive solution.  Standard bars of soap in the showers will be replaced with ‘soap on a rope’.

Jack LaLanne, the fitness guru who helped bring fitness training to TV, has died at the age of 96.  LaLanne died of respiratory failure due to pneumonia yesterday.  His wife, Elaine, was by his side at the time of death.

Stuck on the tarmac for 7 hours due to the massive snowstorm in the Northeast, some passengers on a Delta flight resorted to cannibalism.  Members of the National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance, or NAAFA, became famished after the onboard snacks were all eaten.