The Consumer Product Safety Commission has announced a voluntary recall of the Assworthy Vibrating Butt Plug after being alerted to 3 deaths linked to the product, as well as 59 serious injuries.
iPhone users have more deviant sex
August 16, 2010 By
Analyzing data from their online poll, OkCupid has discovered that iPhone users have twice as many sexual partners as Android users. Dead Serious News has analyzed the raw data from the OkCupid poll which indicate that iPhone users engage in more deviant sex than Android and BlackBerry users combined.
Thousands of Apple fanboys form suicide pact
August 9, 2010 By
Apple has had a cultlike following for years. Apple devotees, or “fanboys” as they refer to themselves, have always been willing to pay a premium for any product with the famous Apple logo on it. When Steve Jobs, Apple’s CEO, takes the stage during a webcast, the fanboys’ eyes are glued to their computer monitors, blissfully impervious to […]
Starbucks to test market instant “Ghetto Mocha”
August 9, 2010 By
Buoyed by the phenomenal success of its Via instant coffee, Starbucks will be test marketing a new product called “Ghetto Mocha Via”.
Vacant Baptist church to become biggest gay bar in the world
July 20, 2010 By
A vacant Baptist church in Colorado Springs, Colorado is about to become the largest gay bar in the world, according to its new owners, a consortium of interior designers from Manhattan. The Pikes Peak Queen Baptist Church will be renamed “The Pikes Peak Glory Hole”.