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Hoping to capitalize on her sordid affair with Tiger Woods, Joslyn James has sold the rights to her private text messages from Tiger Woods to an undisclosed publisher. James said in a statement that the text messages would be published in an audio book. Although James refused to disclose how much she sold the rights […]
Dismayed by the annual confusion about which day Easter will fall on, Pope Benedict XVI issued a Papal Edict setting the date of all future Easters to April 16th, the same day as his birthday. Some Catholics expressed outrage at the decision. Other Catholics looked at the bright side. “After Easter Mass in St. Peter’s […]
Labia implants are the new breast implants. Collagen injections simply don’t work on the other set of lips.”, Larry Depp states gleefully. Depp is the CEO of Labia Enhancements, Inc. A visionary of female cosmetic surgery trends, Depp developed a small silicone implant that is surgically inserted into the labia of women who wish to have fuller lips. “Our labia implants can give any woman […]
Chinese figure skater Ku Chee Lee had an apparent wardrobe malfunction and lost her panties midway through her routine. A consummate professional, Lee continued to skate receiving a standing ovation from the crowd at the end.
Anderson Cooper, host of CNN’s AC360, found himself caught in the middle of anti-government riots while filming in Haiti. With flying rocks coming in from all directions, Cooper picked up a young boy that was standing nearby and held the child in front of him as a human shield while he escaped to safety. “My […]