Small start-up cashes in on Camel Toe fad

Camel ToeLabia implants are the new breast implants.  Collagen injections simply don’t work on the other set of lips.”, Larry Depp states gleefully.  Depp is the CEO of Labia Enhancements, Inc.  A visionary of female cosmetic surgery trends, Depp developed a small silicone implant that is surgically inserted into the labia of women who wish to have fuller lips.  “Our labia implants can give any woman a poutier look.”
 
Since receiving FDA approval, shares of Labia Enhancements, Inc. have soared over 600%.  Sales of their labia implants have been so strong that there is currently a six month backlog of orders.  Depp states that the labia implants are all American made and there are no plans to ship production overseas.  Exports account for approximately 40% of total sales with the vast majority of export sales going to oil-rich Arab countries.  Depp speculates that demand is strong in the Arab world due to rich men being able to marry very young girls. 
 
“You are never too old or too young to have a Camel Toe that will be the envy of every other woman on the beach.”, Depp added.

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