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FIFA chief issues gay sex guidelines for 2022 World Cup
Sepp Blatter, FIFA president, chuckled when asked at a press conference in South Africa what to advise gay people who will be traveling to Qatar for the 2022 World Cup. “I would say that they should refrain from sexual activities,” Blatter replied while simulating fellatio with his microphone. Qatar is a Muslim country that forbids same-sex […]
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Camilla belches “God Save The Queen”, Prince Charles “absolutely humiliated”
Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, was clearly intoxicated when she belched “God Save The Queen” to a shocked audience at a charity fundraiser last night. Witnesses observed Camilla and her husband, Prince Charles, having a “very animated conversation” in their Rolls Royce for several minutes prior to entering the auditorium where Camilla was scheduled to give a […]