“Percy Cummings” top Tweet of 2010

Twitter

Percy Cummings, who was arrested for allegedly sexually assaulting a TSA agent during a pat-down last month, was Twitter’s top Tweet for 2010, according to a company spokesperson.

FIFA chief issues gay sex guidelines for 2022 World Cup

Sepp Blatter

Sepp Blatter, FIFA president, chuckled when asked at a press conference in South Africa what to advise gay people who will be traveling to Qatar for the 2022 World Cup.  “I would say that they should refrain from sexual activities,” Blatter replied while simulating fellatio with his microphone.  Qatar is a Muslim country that forbids same-sex […]

Massage Envy to offer “Happy Endings”

Massage Envy

Massage Envy, which has franchises across the United States, will be offering “Happy Endings” at some of their locations starting in 2011.

Justin Bieber offers “mustache rides” to screaming teen girls

Justin Bieber In Mustache

To a chorus of screams from teenage girls, along with sighs of disgust from parents, Justin Bieber offered “mustache rides” to his female fans while performing at a mall in Edmonton, Canada.

Camilla belches “God Save The Queen”, Prince Charles “absolutely humiliated”

Camilla Belches

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, was clearly intoxicated when she belched “God Save The Queen” to a shocked audience at a charity fundraiser last night. Witnesses observed Camilla and her husband, Prince Charles, having a “very animated conversation” in their Rolls Royce for several minutes prior to entering the auditorium where Camilla was scheduled to give a […]