Passengers turn to cannibalism after 7 hour tarmac delay

Delta Tarmac Delay

Stuck on the tarmac for 7 hours due to the massive snowstorm in the Northeast, some passengers on a Delta flight resorted to cannibalism.  Members of the National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance, or NAAFA, became famished after the onboard snacks were all eaten.

Pfizer stock goes limp on news of Hefner engagement

Hefner And Harris

Hugh Hefner, the 84-year-old founder of Playboy, is getting married for the third time.  Pfizer shares dropped sharply in response to Hefner’s announcement.

Obama signs bill ending ‘don’t ask, don’t tell’

DADT Repealed

President Obama signed legislation repealing the “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy that forced gay and lesbian service members to hide their sexual orientation.

Medical mystery: Man’s face stuck after self-gratification

Stuck Face

Doctors are baffled by the first recorded case of a person whose facial expression froze after masturbation.  For Peter Jergen, 32, this facial paralysis is no laughing matter.

Heidi Jones accused of filing false sexual assault report

Heidi Jones

Heidi Jones, a meteorologist for New York’s WABC-TV has been arrested, accused of falsely reporting an attempted sexual assault to police.  The alleged sexual assault attempt took place on September 24 in Central Park, but was not reported until November 24.