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While hosting VH1’s “Divas Salute the Troops”” last week, Kathy Griffin joked that on Dancing With The Stars, Bristol Palin “is the only contestant in the history of the show to actually gain weight … She gained, like, 30 pounds a week. I swear to God, it was fantastic. She’s like the white Precious.”
According to sources within the Democratic Party, a visibly angry Nancy Pelosi lashed out at President Obama in a closed-door meeting. “President Obama bent over for the Republicans and took it up the keester,” vented Pelosi. Members of the Democratic Party held a closed-door session to discuss President Obama’s compromise with Republicans on a proposed tax […]
Sheboygan Police have charged Karen Lueders with mayhem-domestic violence after biting her husband’s tongue off during a hot foreplay session in the couple’s home.
It’s that time of year again on the Jewish calendar. Hanukkah, also known as the Festival of Lights, is an eight-day Jewish holiday. Every year, the Horowitz and Sons Kosher Deli in Brooklyn, New York, offers a rare treat for fellow Jews-Hanukkah hams!
Rosemary Fecteau, an 87 year old widow from Hershey, Pennsylvania, plans to sue the TSA for forcing her to empty her colostomy bag during a pat-down.