A thousand pound woman has become a meteoric hit on OKCupid, the popular online dating site. Half_Ton_Henrietta, the woman’s online screen name, unabashedly advertises her promiscuity on a blanket in her profile picture.
Unable to get out of bed, Half_Ton_Henrietta relies on men she meets through OKCupid not only to feed her, but to empty her bedpan. Half_Ton_Henrietta’s size has not been a deterrent to having as many as 5 dates per day. In her online profile, Half_Ton_Henrietta describes her body type as “A little extra”.
Chris Coyne, co-founder of OKCupid, confessed that he had “tapped it” when asked to comment on this story. Half_Ton_Henrietta also had a confession to make. “I am only given a bath once a week.”