Pfizer stock goes limp on news of Hefner engagement

Hefner And Harris

Hugh Hefner, the 84-year-old founder of Playboy, is getting married for the third time.  Pfizer shares dropped sharply in response to Hefner’s announcement.

Massage Envy to offer “Happy Endings”

Massage Envy

Massage Envy, which has franchises across the United States, will be offering “Happy Endings” at some of their locations starting in 2011.

Kosher deli sells out of Hanukkah hams

Hanukkah Ham

It’s that time of year again on the Jewish calendar.  Hanukkah, also known as the Festival of Lights, is an eight-day Jewish holiday.  Every year, the Horowitz and Sons Kosher Deli in Brooklyn, New York, offers a rare treat for fellow Jews-Hanukkah hams!

Starbucks to test market instant “Ghetto Mocha”

Starbucks Via

Buoyed by the phenomenal success of its Via instant coffee, Starbucks will be test marketing a new product called “Ghetto Mocha Via”. 

Hotel chain to introduce sex-free rooms


In response to feedback given by customers in focus groups, Hyatt will be designating 25% of their rooms as “sex-free”.  The newly renovated rooms will be completely stripped of fixtures, flooring, and furniture as part of the conversion effort.  Hyatt spokesman, Sully Bate, likens the process to becoming a “born again virgin”.