Sepp Blatter, FIFA president, chuckled when asked at a press conference in South Africa what to advise gay people who will be traveling to Qatar for the 2022 World Cup.  “I would say that they should refrain from sexual activities,” Blatter replied while simulating fellatio with his microphone.  Qatar is a Muslim country that forbids same-sex […]

After losing to the New York Jets last night, unnamed members of the Minnesota Vikings confronted Brett Favre in the shower over allegations that he sent nude pictures of himself to Jennifer Sterger, according to an anonymous source with the Vikings organization.

After Basketball Hall of Famer Calvin Murphy disclosed that rumors of Delonte West having sex with Gloria James, teammate LeBron James’ mother, were “absolutely true” and “absolutely horrifying”, West issued a statement of his own.

Dressed up and dateless, an 18 year old Commerce City, Colorado teen opted to wear her prom dress to Game 6 of the NHL Western Conference playoffs.  Gertrude Willis was determined not to let her peers’ aversion to fat chicks spoil her Senior Prom. “Like, guys are, like, ashamed to be seen at the prom with a fat chick,” […]

Hoping to capitalize on her sordid affair with Tiger Woods, Joslyn James has sold the rights to her private text messages from Tiger Woods to an undisclosed publisher.  James said in a statement that the text messages would be published in an audio book.  Although James refused to disclose how much she sold the rights […]