Bukkake party raises $100,000 for Japan earthquake victims

bukkake girl

One thousand men in Nagato, Japan paid $100 each to participate in a bukkake party to raise relief funds for Japan’s recent earthquake victims.  Bukkake is a group sex act in which a group of men take turns ejaculating on a woman.

Tom Shane injured in bizarre accident in Bangkok hotel

Tom Shane

Tom Shane, the familiar voice of the Shane Company jewelry store chain, is on life support in a Bangkok hospital after being found hanging bound and gagged from the ceiling of his hotel room.

Governor Christie pondering run for NAAFA presidency

Governor Chris Christie

Forget a run for President of the United States.  Governor Chris Christie has created an exploratory committee with hopes of becoming president of the National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance, or NAAFA. 

Gay soldiers to be issued pink rifles

Pink tactical rifle

Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell is out for the United States Military, but pink rifles are in.  The Pentagon has placed an order for 100,000 pink tactical rifles which will be made available to all gay servicemen. 

Kim Kardashian: I busted Bieber’s cherry

Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian, who recently married Kris Humphries, disclosed to her new husband that she recently took Justin Bieber’s virginity.