
Corpus Fructuarius, a body farm located in the heart of California’s wine country, has announced that they will start marketing top soil, a byproduct of human decomposition.
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Corpus Fructuarius, a body farm located in the heart of California’s wine country, has announced that they will start marketing top soil, a byproduct of human decomposition.
Citing Rick Santorum’s recent surge in the polls, as well as the “cultural significance” of the word, Merriam-Webster announced today that it would be adding ‘Santorum’ to the latest version of its dictionary.
Congresswoman and GOP hopeful Michele Bachmann has announced that she has a copy of the official ‘Gay Agenda’ in her possession.
Starting on January 15th, it will cost Dish Network customers 50 cents every time they record a program on their DVRs. The new fee is being added to increase executive bonuses.
Ethel Waters, an 86 year old great-grandmother from Monroe, Louisiana, was pepper-sprayed by police upon exiting the public restroom at her local Wal-Mart store. Her crime? Shoplifting adult diapers.
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