
Northern Japan, recently devastated by a 9.0 earthquake, is home to 90% of the world’s production of Ben Wa balls. The earthquake and subsequent tsunami have all but halted production of this high demand product.
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Northern Japan, recently devastated by a 9.0 earthquake, is home to 90% of the world’s production of Ben Wa balls. The earthquake and subsequent tsunami have all but halted production of this high demand product.

In a bizarre twist to his ongoing meltdown, Sheen sent a tweet to his 2.7 million Twitter followers claiming to have triggered the devastating earthquake in Japan.

Justin Bieber, who lost the Best New Artist Grammy to Esperanza Spalding, vented his frustration on Twitter last night. Beiber’s fans, who referred to themselves as “Beliebers”, demonstrated their solidarity by re-tweeting their idol’s rants.

Across the country, thousands of scantily clad gay men lined up overnight at Verizon and Apple stores in anticipation of the Verizon iPhone going on sale today. Representatives for Apple and Verizon stated that they have been overwhelmed by the response of the gay community.

A close source within the NFL disclosed that the Vince Lombardi Trophy, awarded to the Green Bay Packers for winning Super Bowl XLV, was damaged in their locker room shortly after being awarded.
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