“I snapped my fingers and Japan suffered its worst earthquake in history,” tweeted Sheen. “My Violent Torpedo of Truth will sink the Jew canoes around the world,” Sheen tweeted a short time later. The subsequent re-tweeting of Sheen’s messages by his followers brought Twitter’s servers to their knees.
Calls to Sheen by Dead Serious News were not returned, but he promised in a press release that more natural disasters would follow at his hands until he is re-hired on Two and a Half Men for $3 million per episode. The press release ended with, “Chuck Lorre is already responsible for the deaths of thousands in Japan.” Lorre is the executive producer of Two and a Half Men.
Charlie Sheen announced last Friday that he’s taking to the road with a live tour he’s dubbing the “My Violent Torpedo of Truth / Defeat Is Not an Option Show.” Where Sheen’s tour would be stopping has yet to be announced.