Dish Network adding DVR recording fee

Dish Network

Starting on January 15th, it will cost Dish Network customers 50 cents every time they record a program on their DVRs.  The new fee is being added to increase executive bonuses.

86 year old woman pepper-sprayed, stripped at Wal-Mart

Wal-Mart logo

Ethel Waters, an 86 year old great-grandmother from Monroe, Louisiana, was pepper-sprayed by police upon exiting the public restroom at her local Wal-Mart store.  Her crime?  Shoplifting adult diapers.

Bukkake party raises $100,000 for Japan earthquake victims

bukkake girl

One thousand men in Nagato, Japan paid $100 each to participate in a bukkake party to raise relief funds for Japan’s recent earthquake victims.  Bukkake is a group sex act in which a group of men take turns ejaculating on a woman.

Tom Shane injured in bizarre accident in Bangkok hotel

Tom Shane

Tom Shane, the familiar voice of the Shane Company jewelry store chain, is on life support in a Bangkok hospital after being found hanging bound and gagged from the ceiling of his hotel room.

Governor Christie pondering run for NAAFA presidency

Governor Chris Christie

Forget a run for President of the United States.  Governor Chris Christie has created an exploratory committee with hopes of becoming president of the National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance, or NAAFA.