New genetically-engineered plants thrive on urine

Scientists at The Golden Showers Bio-tech Institute in Willyslap, North Carolina have developed a genetically-engineered line of plants that are designed to be grown in parts of the world where water is a scarce resource.

NAAFA starts new religion for fat people

The National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance (NAAFA) announced today they have started a new religion that is targeted towards a corpulent congregation.  “The Feed Store Church” is a non-denominational religion that will feature a full-figured matriarch as its sole deity, to be known as “The Goddess”.

BP to give away oil in spill cleanup effort


In an effort to clean up the aftermath of the Gulf of Mexico oil spill, BP is offering an incentive to any member of the public who wants to roll up their sleeves and pitch in-free oil. In a just issued press release, BP is allowing members of the public to keep any oil that […]

NAAFA members injure six in National Doughnut Day stampede

NAAFA women

Six people were injured yesterday, one critically, at The Glory Hole doughnut shop in Oakland, California.  The independently run store was giving away a limited number of free doughnuts  in celebration of National Doughnut Day.