“Anatomically correct” Steve Jobs action figure to go on sale

A Taiwanese doll manufacturer announced today its plans to produce an “anatomically correct” Steve Jobs action figure that will go on sale in the next few months.  Ding Ling, a privately owned company, admitted that it had invited controversy.

“Teblowing” gaining popularity among Christians


Tim Tebow, quarterback for the Denver Broncos, has not only energized Broncos fans, but Christians across the country.  Hero worship has inspired a new trend-Teblowing.

California body farm to market premium top soil

Body Farm

Corpus Fructuarius, a body farm located in the heart of California’s wine country, has announced that they will start marketing top soil, a byproduct of human decomposition.

Merriam-Webster adds ‘Santorum’ to its dictionary

Merriam Webster Dictionary

Citing Rick Santorum’s recent surge in the polls, as well as the “cultural significance” of the word, Merriam-Webster announced today that it would be adding ‘Santorum’ to the latest version of its dictionary.

Michele Bachmann claims to have copy of ‘Gay Agenda’

Gay Agenda

Congresswoman and GOP hopeful Michele Bachmann has announced that she has a copy of the official ‘Gay Agenda’ in her possession.