Trump to Obama: Show me Bin Laden’s death certificate

OSAMA BIN LADENThe day after President Obama’s announcement that Osama Bin Laden was assassinated in a covert military raid, Donald Trump has demanded to see the former leader of Al Qaeda’s death certificate.

“I’m suspicious why they would dump Bin Laden’s body in the ocean before I had a chance to see it for myself,” Trump announced.  “What does the president have to hide?  Where’s the death certificate?”  Obama shot back.  “If Mr. Trump wants to see the Bin Laden’s body for himself, I would be happy to have a U.S. Navy helicopter drop him in the ocean at the approximate location.  What’s up with Trump’s hair, by the way?”

Trump, the presumed GOP presidential front runner is not going to give up his quest easily.  “If I have to declare bankruptcy again, I will spend every dime I have getting to the truth for the American people.”