Planned Parenthood celebrates 10 Millionth abortion

teen abortionPlanned Parenthood Federation of America, the nation’s leading sexual and reproductive health care provider, announced today that they had performed their 10,000,000th abortion.

Consuela, a 16 year old unwed teen from Pico Rivera, California, was awarded a new 2012 Ford Mustang convertible and a trip to Disneyland to commemorate the landmark event.  Tyrone, her 25 year old crack dealing boyfriend, stated that he would drive the car home since Consuela did not have her driver’s license.

Sarah Palin was the first of many conservatives to express outrage.  “U.S. taxpayers not only paid for a minor’s abortion without parental consent, but for the new 2012 Ford Mustang convertible too.”  A spokesperson for Planned Parenthood acknowledged that taxpayers picked up the tab, but added that the car was paid for out of their “marketing budget.”