Chinese figure skater Ku Chee Lee had an apparent wardrobe malfunction and lost her panties midway through her routine. A consummate professional, Lee continued to skate receiving a standing ovation from the crowd at the end.
Anderson Cooper uses child as “human shield”
April 5, 2010 By
Anderson Cooper, host of CNN’s AC360, found himself caught in the middle of anti-government riots while filming in Haiti. With flying rocks coming in from all directions, Cooper picked up a young boy that was standing nearby and held the child in front of him as a human shield while he escaped to safety. “My […]
Scientists turn skinfold cheese into biofuel
April 5, 2010 By
Department of Energy scientists have discovered a way to help reduce America’s dependence on imported oil by taking advantage of the current obesity epidemic. “We like to think of it as making lemonade out of lemons”, announced the DOE spokeman at a news conference. “The supply of skinfold cheese needed to make biofuel is virtually […]
President Obama launches “Rhythm Project” to fight obesity among whites
April 5, 2010 By
Determined not to stand by while his wife fights childhood obesity with her “Let’s Move” campaign, President Obama has targeted obesity among whites. The goal of the “Rhythm Project” is not only to reduce the waistlines of white Americans, but also to promote racial harmony. “If I can instill some rhythm in white folk, then […]
New Greek tourist campaign targets lesbians
April 5, 2010 By
In the grips of a serious financial crisis, Greece needs to find creative ways to bring in more tax revenue. The Greek Tourism Board is determined to make its contribution to the effort. As part of a $10 million advertising campaign, the Greek Tourism Board has hired Ellen DeGeneres as its spokesperson. DeGeneres is pitching […]