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In response to feedback given by customers in focus groups, Hyatt will be designating 25% of their rooms as “sex-free”. The newly renovated rooms will be completely stripped of fixtures, flooring, and furniture as part of the conversion effort. Hyatt spokesman, Sully Bate, likens the process to becoming a “born again virgin”.
The National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance (NAAFA) announced today they have started a new religion that is targeted towards a corpulent congregation. “The Feed Store Church” is a non-denominational religion that will feature a full-figured matriarch as its sole deity, to be known as “The Goddess”.
In an effort to clean up the aftermath of the Gulf of Mexico oil spill, BP is offering an incentive to any member of the public who wants to roll up their sleeves and pitch in-free oil. In a just issued press release, BP is allowing members of the public to keep any oil that […]
Six people were injured yesterday, one critically, at The Glory Hole doughnut shop in Oakland, California. The independently run store was giving away a limited number of free doughnuts in celebration of National Doughnut Day.