Buoyed by the phenomenal success of its Via instant coffee, Starbucks will be test marketing a new product called “Ghetto Mocha Via”.
Vacant Baptist church to become biggest gay bar in the world
July 20, 2010 By
A vacant Baptist church in Colorado Springs, Colorado is about to become the largest gay bar in the world, according to its new owners, a consortium of interior designers from Manhattan. The Pikes Peak Queen Baptist Church will be renamed “The Pikes Peak Glory Hole”.
New tool helps blind people with toilet cleanup
July 19, 2010 By
“How do blind people know when they’re done wiping?” mused a comedian during his stand up performance. If you’re visually impaired, knowing when you’re done wiping is no laughing matter. Wipe Advisors LLC think they have the answer to that age old question.
Hot Russian spy to star in porn movie
July 16, 2010 By
Anna Chapman, the Russian business woman who was recently deported to her home country from the U.S. for spying, will be cast in a porn movie. Born Anna Kushchenko in Volgograd, according to U.S. authorities, will be using her American alias as her new stage name.
NAAFA lobbies for Constitutional Amendment to extend special rights to fat people
July 13, 2010 By
The National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance (NAAFA) has disclosed that it has been lobbying members of Congress to amend the United States Constitution to provide special rights to fat people.