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Gary Coleman, the former child star, died yesterday after being removed from life support. He was 42. Coleman was stricken with a brain hemorrhage following an accident at his home in Santaquin, Utah, on Wednesday, according to a hospital spokeswoman. A friend close to the family called the details of the accident “embarrassing”.
After Basketball Hall of Famer Calvin Murphy disclosed that rumors of Delonte West having sex with Gloria James, teammate LeBron James’ mother, were “absolutely true” and “absolutely horrifying”, West issued a statement of his own.
Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger signed the nation’s toughest school zone traffic statute into law in a ceremony in Sacramento today. Called “The Harry Kuntz Law” after Harry Kuntz, a seven year old elementary school student who ran into the street in front of a car estimated to be traveling one mile per hour over the speed limit.
Dressed up and dateless, an 18 year old Commerce City, Colorado teen opted to wear her prom dress to Game 6 of the NHL Western Conference playoffs. Gertrude Willis was determined not to let her peers’ aversion to fat chicks spoil her Senior Prom. “Like, guys are, like, ashamed to be seen at the prom with a fat chick,” […]