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A Las Vegas Police Department spokesperson has confirmed that a Verizon Wireless iPhone was found at a downtown massage parlor after a police raid. The Happy Touch Oriental Massage Parlor had been the subject of a six month long police investigation into prostitution and money laundering. Las Vegas is hosting the 2011 International CES this week, […]
A thousand pound woman has become a meteoric hit on OKCupid, the popular online dating site. Half_Ton_Henrietta, the woman’s online screen name, unabashedly advertises her promiscuity on a blanket in her profile picture. Unable to get out of bed, Half_Ton_Henrietta relies on men she meets through OKCupid not only to feed her, but to empty […]
Stuck on the tarmac for 7 hours due to the massive snowstorm in the Northeast, some passengers on a Delta flight resorted to cannibalism. Members of the National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance, or NAAFA, became famished after the onboard snacks were all eaten.
Hugh Hefner, the 84-year-old founder of Playboy, is getting married for the third time. Pfizer shares dropped sharply in response to Hefner’s announcement.
President Obama signed legislation repealing the “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy that forced gay and lesbian service members to hide their sexual orientation.