
Doctors are baffled by the first recorded case of a person whose facial expression froze after masturbation. For Peter Jergen, 32, this facial paralysis is no laughing matter.
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Doctors are baffled by the first recorded case of a person whose facial expression froze after masturbation. For Peter Jergen, 32, this facial paralysis is no laughing matter.

Heidi Jones, a meteorologist for New York’s WABC-TV has been arrested, accused of falsely reporting an attempted sexual assault to police. The alleged sexual assault attempt took place on September 24 in Central Park, but was not reported until November 24.

Percy Cummings, who was arrested for allegedly sexually assaulting a TSA agent during a pat-down last month, was Twitter’s top Tweet for 2010, according to a company spokesperson.

Sepp Blatter, FIFA president, chuckled when asked at a press conference in South Africa what to advise gay people who will be traveling to Qatar for the 2022 World Cup. “I would say that they should refrain from sexual activities,” Blatter replied while simulating fellatio with his microphone. Qatar is a Muslim country that forbids same-sex […]

Massage Envy, which has franchises across the United States, will be offering “Happy Endings” at some of their locations starting in 2011.
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