Medical mystery: Man’s face stuck after self-gratification

Stuck Face

Doctors are baffled by the first recorded case of a person whose facial expression froze after masturbation.  For Peter Jergen, 32, this facial paralysis is no laughing matter.

Heidi Jones accused of filing false sexual assault report

Heidi Jones

Heidi Jones, a meteorologist for New York’s WABC-TV has been arrested, accused of falsely reporting an attempted sexual assault to police.  The alleged sexual assault attempt took place on September 24 in Central Park, but was not reported until November 24.

“Percy Cummings” top Tweet of 2010

Twitter

Percy Cummings, who was arrested for allegedly sexually assaulting a TSA agent during a pat-down last month, was Twitter’s top Tweet for 2010, according to a company spokesperson.

FIFA chief issues gay sex guidelines for 2022 World Cup

Sepp Blatter

Sepp Blatter, FIFA president, chuckled when asked at a press conference in South Africa what to advise gay people who will be traveling to Qatar for the 2022 World Cup.  “I would say that they should refrain from sexual activities,” Blatter replied while simulating fellatio with his microphone.  Qatar is a Muslim country that forbids same-sex […]

Massage Envy to offer “Happy Endings”

Massage Envy

Massage Envy, which has franchises across the United States, will be offering “Happy Endings” at some of their locations starting in 2011.