Shocked by a misspelled sign from a supporter (pictured), Governor Rick Perry of Texas reversed his support of home schooling. “HOMESCHOLERS[sic] FOR PERRY,” read the sign that caused the Lone Star State governor to have an epiphany.
Pfizer testing drug that prevents “morning wood”
April 19, 2010 By
At one time or another, all men have experienced the humiliation and inconvenience of Nocturnal Penile Tumescence, better known as “morning wood”. NPT is unpredictable and can strike on any given morning. The effects can range from the need to assume an awkward position to urinate to having to strategically place a prop to conceal the swollen member.
Toilet maker hopes to make ton of cash on obesity epidemic
April 17, 2010 By
According to recent estimates, approximately 6% of the U.S. population is morbidly obese. Being a supersized human can create issues when using a standard toilet. SuperSized Johns, Inc. is hoping to make a crap load of money selling a commode designed especially for people weighing in excess of 400 pounds.
Radical Christian group takes responsibility for bizarre murders
April 15, 2010 By
A little known radical Christian group, Revenge for the Risen, has taken responsibility for a series of bizarre murders in Rome, Italy and Israel. Over the past 3 months, more than 20 non Christian Romans have been thrown into the lion enclosure in Bioparco, formerly known as the Rome Zoo. During the same period, 12 […]
Beatles tribute band member shot by Mark David Chapman look alike
April 15, 2010 By
Leonard Johns, who plays John Lennon in the Beatles tribute band “Happiness Is A Warm Gun”, was shot to death on stage during a performance in a small club in Minot, North Dakota. The suspect, Charles David Marx, is being held without bail.