Corpus Fructuarius, a body farm located in the heart of California’s wine country, has announced that they will start marketing top soil, a byproduct of human decomposition.
Merriam-Webster adds ‘Santorum’ to its dictionary
January 7, 2012 By
Citing Rick Santorum’s recent surge in the polls, as well as the “cultural significance” of the word, Merriam-Webster announced today that it would be adding ‘Santorum’ to the latest version of its dictionary.
Michele Bachmann claims to have copy of ‘Gay Agenda’
January 2, 2012 By
Congresswoman and GOP hopeful Michele Bachmann has announced that she has a copy of the official ‘Gay Agenda’ in her possession.
Dish Network adding DVR recording fee
December 31, 2011 By
Starting on January 15th, it will cost Dish Network customers 50 cents every time they record a program on their DVRs. The new fee is being added to increase executive bonuses.
86 year old woman pepper-sprayed, stripped at Wal-Mart
November 27, 2011 By
Ethel Waters, an 86 year old great-grandmother from Monroe, Louisiana, was pepper-sprayed by police upon exiting the public restroom at her local Wal-Mart store. Her crime? Shoplifting adult diapers.